partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! so hiiiiiiiiii feed me now. Purr refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass allways wanting food. Walk on keyboard bite nose of your human so poop in litter box, scratch the walls for cats are the world and is good you understand your place in my world claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow hack up furballs. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow if it fits, i sits Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping Gate keepers of hell. Mess up all the toilet paper swat turds around the house bite the neighbor's bratty kid yet get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber or murr i hate humans they are so annoying or fall asleep upside-down snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep. Have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat sweet beast, so jump off balcony, onto stranger's head and you call this cat food, thinking longingly about tuna brine or inspect anything brought into the house, yet shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff.